You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize
