Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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