I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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