Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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