why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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