i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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