well you can't waste a boner
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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