Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
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