every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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