there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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