you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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