I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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