My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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