Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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