Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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