When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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