What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
You did what with his pubic hair?
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