i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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