No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
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