I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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