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(518): View more from New York

Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.

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(551): View more from New Jersey

Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.

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(714): View more from California

Who was that guy you went home with?

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Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.

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(905): View more from Ontario

I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza

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(757): View more from Virginia

There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME

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(660): View more from Missouri

He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.

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