Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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