So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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