Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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