I need help removing her.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Randomize