I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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