he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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