are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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