Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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