sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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