You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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