Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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