so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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