Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
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