we have pet lesbian snakes
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
The uberlube is also flammable
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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