She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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