Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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