If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Life is so much better after having sex.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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