Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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