Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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