So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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