is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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