When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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