That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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