normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
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