can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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