I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
you win again, gameday.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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