You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
