she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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