So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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