I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
did i just pee glitter
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Randomize
