if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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