we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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