I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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