I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I love having hate sex.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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