Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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